Goff's Bogus Journey

Wow.
25 pages of writing to do, 4 days to do it in.
Shane's reaction: "Uh, ok, I'll leave you to it."

You, sir, get a mixtape...


I'll Leave You To It - Hang Yourself Remix (one hour)

Egyptian Lover (f. Electric Kingdom) - Siberian Nights
Fischerspooner - Happy
Technotronic - Come On
Jay-Z - I Know
Blue Oyster Cult - Take Me Away
James Brown - Please Please Please
Marvin Gaye - Little Darling I Need You
Booker T & The MG's - Soulful Strut
The Jayhawks - Ain't No End
Tom Waits - Warm Beer & Cold Women
The Long Ryders - Looking For Lewis and Clark
Chicago - Feelin' Stronger Every Day
The Toadies - Velvet
Led Zeppelin - Bring It Home
The Riptides - Machine Gun
The Fuzztones - Green Slime

Many goffs have smiled upon these lands...

Update: Its been 8 months and I'm all grown up.

Got my motorcycle on the road, finished my undergraduate degree, moved to the big city, very much in love and now a grad student. And dont worry, there has been plenty of music to get me through it all. To make up lost time to all of my loyal fans, preez enjoy the following triple header...

Alyssa LP - 10 kittens remix (one hour)

White Hinterland - Dreaming of the Plum Trees
Hello Seahorse! - Won't Say Anything
Van She - Cat & the Eye
Elle Milano - Laughing All the Way to the Plank
Electrelane - To the East
Emmy the Great - We Almost Had a Baby
Mika - Blame It On the Girls
Wave Machines - Keep the Lights On
Daft Punk - Something About Us
David Byrne & Brian Eno - Strange Overtones
Caribou - She's the One
Ratatat - Mirando
Lykke Li - I'm Good, I'm Gone (Black Kids Remix)
The Go! Team - The Wrath of Marcie


Shane EP - Can't Shake Him Remix (30 min)

White Lies - Death (Haunts Remix)
Sam Cooke - Win Your Love for Me
Errol Dunkley - O.K. Fred
Andre Williams - Bacon Fat
Talib Kweli - Listen
Obits - Pine On
Asobi Seksu - Me & Mary
Caribou - Sandy


Geoff LP - Constant Uphill Battle Upmix (one hour)

The Aqua Velvets - Prelude to Subterranea
Morphine - Buena
Blur - Beetlebum
King Crimson - I Talk to the Wind
Judas Priest - Night Comes Down
Trail of the Dead - Will You Smile Again?
Voivod - We Are Not Alone
UGK feat. Outkast - International Players Anthem
Hot Chip - You Ride, We Ride, In My Ride
Surf Punks - My Beach
Kiss - Shout It Out Loud
Justice - The Party
Baby Boy da Prince - This is the way we live
Grandmaster Flash - We Rock This Place
The Avalanches - Tonight

Its Gofficial

Spring Break starts in 10 days.
Spring Break lasts for 10 days.

The first 2 are going to be awesome. The next 1 is going to suck. The following 6 will rock. The last 1 will be awful. Then I show up at school the next day with no work done. Awsumck Rawkful.

Hawaii State Annex (one hour)

Futurecop! - NASA (Tally Isham Remix)
Stiv Bators - A Million Miles Away
FC Kahuna - Glitterball
Emmanuel Splice - Meatball
Walter Meego - Ice Cream
The New Pornographers - Failsafe
Spacemen 3 - Honey
Marina & the Diamonds - Obsessions (Gold Panda Remix)
Empire of the Sun - We Are The People (Jimmy2sox Remix)
Hypstry - Midnight Hour
Aesop Rock - Dryspell
Howling Wolf & Muddy Waters - Red Rooster
R.B. Greaves - Take A Letter Maria
Cake - Long Line Of Cars
Commander Cody - Rockabilly Funeral

Goff Hallway

Dying for the connection, I reach out confidently. I know in just a few more inches I'll touch solid wall. I keep reaching but my arms can't stretch much farther. That's when I fall down the stairs.

Adventure Land: Kids Over 12 Not Allowed Mix (one hour)

Weezer - El Scorcho
Timbaland & Keri Hilson/Nicole Scherzinger - Scream
Head Automatica - At The Speed Of A Yellow Bullet
Kanye West Ft. Chris Martin - Homecoming
K'naan - ABC's Ft. Chubb Rock
The Roots - The Seeds
Tokyo Police Club - Cheer It On (Trey Told 'Em Remix)
Daft Punk - Oh Yeah
Royksopp - Eple (Black Strobe Remix)
Ben Gibbard - Such Great Heights
The Misfits - Hybrid Moments
The Clash - Police And Thieves
The Talking Heads - Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On)
David Bowie - John, I'm Only Dancing
Love Concept - Windy City Television
Adele - Chasing Pavements
John Lee Hooker & Muddy Waters - I'm Bad Like Jesse James

Goffing Over State Lines

I spent my Pre-V-Day with a drive north, a dunk in the ocean, pints in a pub and morning drive on a coastal road. What'd you do? Eat chocolate?


Valentine's Day Massacre (one hour)

Massive Attack - Incantations
Two Gallants - Fail Hard to Regain
Bloc Party - Hunting For Witches
Rancid - Ruby Soho
Al Green - If Loving You Is Wrong
Pnau - Embrace ft. Ladyhawk (FF & MH Remix)
The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
T. Rex - Solid Gold Easy Action
Blue Oyster Cult - Let Go
DJ Sunderland - That's Not My Flux
MSTRKRFT - Thank Me With Your Hands (Panthers Remix)
Mark Morrison - Return Of The Mack
The White Stripes - I'm Slowly Turning Into You
Van Morrison - Sweet Thing

I Move Like I'm Goffing

Giving larger life issues the emotional stiff-arm right now and focusing on the brighter side.

Motorcycle ownership.  Exotic vacations.  New apartment.

Mile High Club: Seizure Remix (one hour)

Prince - Sometimes It Snows In April

Judas Priest - Freewheel Burning

KMFDM - Anarchy

Lemon Pipers - Green Tambourine

Southern Culture On The Skids - Meximelt

Jon & The Nightriders - Rumble At Waikiki

The Go Team - The Wrath Of Marcie

The Avalanches - Close To You

Digiki - Kraftpunk (Donovan Remix)

MSTRKRFT - Element Of Danger (Services Remix)

Hot Chip - No Fit State

Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Philadelphia

The Toadies - Tyler

Goff Face

Double Header here, to make up for lost time.

T-minus 5 months till blastoff.

Things are going to change quick and get ugly even quicker.

How the hell am I supposed to manage the purchase of a large industrial property (which needs considerable work), initiate a supporting community based use for it, finish my last semester strong and graduate, all while taking steps to ensure full time employment by the end of school?  T-minus 5 months indeed.

Sadface: The Miranda Chronicles

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"The End of a Goff Age: Part I" (one hour)

Bran Van 3000 - Drinking In L.A.

Primitive Radio Gods - Broken Phone Booth

The Avalanches - With My Baby

The Arcade Fire - Naive Melody

Tata Vega - Get It Up For Love

Yaz - Midnight

Queen - Let Me Live

The Supersuckers - Wake Me When It's Over

Modest Mouse - Sleepwalking

Cake - Commissioning A Symphony In C

Scissor Sisters - Laura

Fats Domino - Kansas City

Morphine - The Saddest Song

Smokey Robinson - Ooo Baby Baby

Duffy - Ready For The Floor

The Kills - No Wow (MSTRKRFT Remix)

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Madface: The Seamus Chronicles

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"The End of a Goff Age: Part II" (one hour)

Ratatat - Shempi

Obadiah Parker - Hey Ya

Modest Mouse - Bury Me With It

Aesop Rock & John Darnielle - Coffee

Electric Six - I Don't Like You

Framing Hanley - Lollipop

Deftones - No Ordinary Love

Coheed And Cambria - Wake Up

Electrelane - Spartakiade

Bloc Party - Banquet (EP Dance Remix)

P-USA - Lunatic To Love

Southern Culture On The Skids - Soul City

The White Stripes - Hotel Yorba

Scissor Sisters - Take Me Out

Daft Punk - Too Long/Steam Machine